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Go Poo! Beginner's Guide新手攻略

A hilarious Go Fish-style card game where you collect the most magnificent poo combos. Learn the rules, master the strategy, and become the ultimate poo champion!

一款搞笑的类 Go Fish 卡牌游戏,收集最华丽的便便组合!学会规则,掌握策略,成为终极便便冠军!

Table of Contents目录

🎮 What Is Go Poo?游戏简介

Go Poo! is a multiplayer card game for 2-4 players inspired by the classic Go Fish. But instead of matching fish, you're crafting the most epic poo story imaginable.

The goal is simple: collect one card from each of 5 poo categories to complete a "Poo Story" and score points. But watch out — other players can hit you with Diarrhea attacks that steal your turn and subtract from your score!

The core loop: Ask opponents for cards → Dodge Diarrhea → Complete Poo Stories → Score the most points.

Go Poo! 是一款 2-4 人多人卡牌游戏,灵感来自经典的 Go Fish。不过你要收集的不是鱼,而是打造最史诗级的便便故事!

目标很简单:从 5 个便便类别中各收集一张卡牌,组成一个"便便故事"来得分。但要小心——其他玩家可以用拉肚子攻击抢走你的回合并扣你的分!

核心循环:向对手要牌 → 躲避拉肚子 → 完成便便故事 → 拿最高分。

🃏 The 63-Card Deck63 张卡牌

The deck has 63 cards total: 52 normal cards across 5 categories, plus 11 Diarrhea penalty cards.

牌堆共有 63 张卡牌:5 个类别共 52 张普通牌,外加 11 张拉肚子惩罚牌。

Five Poo Categories五大便便类别

Each category answers one part of your Poo Story. Cards are worth 1 to 5 points — rarer cards score higher.

每个类别对应便便故事的一个部分。卡牌价值 1 到 5 分——越稀有分越高。

👤 Person (12)人物 (12) 📏 Size (10)大小 (10) 🎨 Color (10)颜色 (10) 🍮 Consistency (10)质地 (10) 👃 Smell (10)气味 (10)

👤 Person — Who did it?人物 — 谁干的?

Baby宝宝 1 Grandma奶奶 1 Office Worker上班族 1 Ninja忍者 2 Astronaut宇航员 2 Chef厨师 2 Princess公主 3 Viking维京人 3 Zombie僵尸 3 Pirate海盗 4 Wizard巫师 4 Cat Person猫奴 5

📏 Size — How big?大小 — 有多大?

Tiny Pellet小弹丸 1 Itty Bitty一丢丢 1 Bite-Sized一口大小 2 Respectable还不错 2 Impressive令人赞叹 3 Massive巨无霸 3 Log-Sized圆木级 4 Toilet Clogger堵马桶 4 Monster怪兽级 5 World Record世界纪录 5

🎨 Color — What color?颜色 — 什么颜色?

Classic Brown经典棕 1 Olive Green橄榄绿 1 Hot Pink骚粉色 2 Bright Yellow亮黄色 2 Midnight Black午夜黑 3 Rainbow彩虹色 3 Toxic Orange有毒橙 4 Transparent透明的 4 Tie-Dye扎染色 5 Neon Blue霓虹蓝 5

🍮 Consistency — What texture?质地 — 什么口感?

Firm and Proud硬邦邦 1 Deer Turd鹿粪蛋 1 Soft Serve冰淇淋状 2 Fluffy蓬松软绵 2 Sticky黏糊糊 3 Ice Cream Swirl冰淇淋旋 3 Slimy滑溜溜 4 Chunky大块头 4 Alive & Wiggling会动的 5 Mystery Paste神秘糊糊 5

👃 Smell — What's the odor?气味 — 什么味儿?

Oddly Floral诡异花香 1 Gym Locker健身房柜子 1 Rotten Eggs臭鸡蛋 2 Fast Food Grease快餐油味 2 Strangely Lavender薰衣草味 3 Old Cheese老奶酪 3 Hippie's Armpit嬉皮士腋下 4 Wet Dog湿狗味 4 Burnt Rubber烧焦橡胶 5 Freshly Baked Bread新鲜面包香 5

💥 Diarrhea — 11 penalty cards!拉肚子 — 11 张惩罚牌!

Hot Pepper辣椒 -5 Spicy Ramen麻辣拉面 -5 All-You-Can-Eat自助餐 -5 Gas Station Food加油站便当 -4 Mystery Leftovers神秘剩菜 -4 Suspicious Sushi可疑寿司 -3 Milk Tea奶茶 -3 Festival Food庙会小吃 -3 Vacation Stomach水土不服 -3 Stress压力山大 -2 Nervous紧张兮兮 -2

🎲 Game Setup游戏准备

  • All 63 cards are shuffled into one deck
  • Each player is dealt 5 cards face-down (your hand, only you can see them)
  • The remaining cards are placed face-down in the center — this is "The Toilet" (the draw pile)
  • Play begins clockwise. The first player starts their turn
  • 所有 63 张卡牌洗牌混合成一副牌
  • 每位玩家发 5 张手牌(只有自己能看)
  • 剩余的牌面朝下放在中央——这就是"马桶"(抽牌堆)
  • 从第一位玩家开始,顺时针轮流出牌

🔄 How Turns Work回合流程

On your turn, you have two options:

轮到你时,有两种选择

Option A: Ask an Opponent选择 A:向对手要牌

Pick one opponent and ask for a specific category (Person, Size, Color, Consistency, or Smell).

选择一个对手,向他要特定类别的牌(人物、大小、颜色、质地或气味)。

OutcomeWhat HappensYour Turn
They have it!They give you one card from that categoryContinues — ask again or draw to end
"No Poo For You!"They don't have any cards in that categoryEnds immediately, no draw
Diarrhea Attack!They sneak you a Diarrhea card insteadEnds AND you skip your next turn
结果发生什么你的回合
对手有牌!对手给你该类别的一张牌继续——可以再问或抽牌结束
"没有便便给你!"对手没有该类别的牌立即结束,不能抽牌
拉肚子攻击!对手偷偷塞给你一张拉肚子牌结束并且跳过你的下一回合
Key Rule关键规则

After a successful ask, you get to choose: keep asking (different opponents or categories), or draw from The Toilet to end your turn safely. A greedy strategy of asking forever risks getting hit with "No Poo For You!" and ending with nothing.

成功要到牌后,你可以选择:继续向其他对手要牌,或者从马桶抽一张牌安全结束回合。贪心地一直要牌有可能被"没有便便给你!"空手收场。

Option B: Draw from The Toilet选择 B:从马桶抽牌

Simply draw one card from the draw pile. Your turn ends immediately. This is the safe, quiet option — no risk of Diarrhea, but no chance to steal from opponents either.

直接从牌堆抽一张牌,回合立即结束。这是最安全的选择——没有拉肚子风险,但也没有从对手那里偷牌的机会。

Turn Flow Summary回合流程总结

Ask → Success? Keep asking or draw to end.

Ask → "No Poo For You!"? Turn ends, no draw.

Ask → Diarrhea? Turn ends + skip next turn.

Draw from Toilet? Get one card, turn ends.

要牌 → 成功? 继续要牌或抽牌结束。

要牌 → "没有便便给你!"? 回合结束,不能抽牌。

要牌 → 拉肚子? 回合结束 + 跳过下一回合。

从马桶抽牌? 拿一张牌,回合结束。

💥 Diarrhea Attacks拉肚子攻击

Diarrhea cards are the chaos element that makes Go Poo! unpredictable and hilarious.

拉肚子牌是让 Go Poo! 充满混乱和欢笑的核心元素。

When Can You Use Diarrhea?什么时候可以用拉肚子?

When someone asks you for a category that you have cards in, AND you also have a Diarrhea card in your hand, you can choose to give them the Diarrhea card instead of a normal card.

当别人向你要某个类别的牌,而你手里确实有该类别的牌,同时还持有拉肚子牌时,你可以选择把拉肚子牌偷偷塞给对方。

What Happens to the Victim?受害者会怎样?

  • The Diarrhea card is placed face-up in front of you (everyone can see it)
  • It immediately counts as negative points against your score (-2 to -5)
  • Your current turn ends (you don't get to draw)
  • You skip your entire next turn
  • 拉肚子牌正面朝上放在你面前(所有人都能看到)
  • 立刻产生负分效果(-2 到 -5 分)
  • 你的当前回合立即结束(不能抽牌)
  • 跳过下一个完整回合
Important注意

Diarrhea cards in your hand at the end of the game also subtract from your score. So if you're holding Diarrhea and never use it on someone, it hurts you instead!

游戏结束时手里还留着的拉肚子牌同样会扣分。所以如果一直拿着不用,最后受伤的是你自己!

💩 Completing a Poo Story完成便便故事

This is how you score points! When your hand contains at least one card from each of the 5 categories, you complete a Poo Story.

这就是得分的方式!当你手里集齐5 个类别各至少一张牌时,就完成了一个便便故事。

How It Works如何触发

  • The game automatically selects the highest-scoring card from each category in your hand
  • These 5 cards are removed from your hand and displayed publicly as your completed Poo Story
  • You announce the story out loud to all players
  • Your score increases by the sum of all 5 cards' point values
  • 系统自动选出你手中每个类别分值最高的牌
  • 这 5 张牌从手牌中移除,公开展示为你的便便故事
  • 你需要大声向所有玩家宣告这个故事
  • 得分增加 5 张牌的分值之和

The Announcement宣告格式

"Wizard had a World Record, Rainbow, Ice Cream Swirl poo that smells like Freshly Baked Bread!"
"巫师拉了一坨世界纪录大小的、彩虹色的、冰淇淋旋质地的便便,闻起来像新鲜面包香!"
4 + 5 + 3 + 3 + 5 = 20 points!分!
Multiple Poo Stories多次得分

You can complete more than one Poo Story in a game! Once your first set is scored, keep collecting cards to build another. Go Poo as many times as you can!

一局游戏中可以完成不止一个便便故事!第一组得分后,继续收集卡牌组成新的故事。尽可能多拉几次!

🏆 Scoring & Winning计分与胜负

When Does the Game End?什么时候结束?

The game ends when The Toilet (draw pile) is completely empty and no player can complete another Poo Story.

马桶(牌堆)被抽完且没有玩家能再完成便便故事时,游戏结束。

Final Score Calculation最终计分

ComponentPoints
Each completed Poo Story+ Sum of 5 cards (5-25 pts each)
Diarrhea received (face-up) 2 to 5 pts each
Diarrhea still in hand 2 to 5 pts each
Final Score = Poo Stories − All Diarrhea (minimum 0)
项目分数
每个完成的便便故事+ 5 张牌分值之和(5-25 分)
收到的拉肚子牌(面朝上) 每张 2 到 5 分
手中未使用的拉肚子牌 每张 2 到 5 分
最终得分 = 便便故事总分 − 所有拉肚子扣分(最低 0 分)

Tiebreaker平局判定

If two players have the same score, the one with more completed Poo Stories wins. Still tied? It's a shared victory!

如果两人同分,完成便便故事更多的获胜。还是平局?那就共享胜利!

Scoring Example计分示例

You completed 2 Poo Stories worth 18 and 14 points. You got hit by 2 Diarrhea cards (-5 and -3). You're still holding 1 Diarrhea (-2).

你完成了 2 个便便故事,分别值 18 分和 14 分。被 2 张拉肚子击中(-5 和 -3)。手里还剩 1 张拉肚子(-2)。

Final Score: 18 + 14 - 5 - 3 - 2 = 22 points最终得分:18 + 14 - 5 - 3 - 2 = 22 分

🌐 Multiplayer & AI多人对战与 AI

How to Play Online如何联机游戏

  • Create a room (2-4 players) or join one with a room code
  • Fill empty slots with AI if you don't have enough friends online
  • The host starts the game, or it auto-starts when the room is full
  • 创建房间(2-4 人)或输入房间号加入
  • 人数不够?用 AI 填充空位
  • 房主手动开始游戏,或满员后自动开始

AI Difficulty LevelsAI 难度等级

😊 Easy简单

Makes random choices, rarely uses Diarrhea attacks (10% chance). Great for learning the game.

随机决策,很少使用拉肚子攻击(10% 概率)。适合学习游戏规则。

🤔 Normal普通

Balanced strategy, uses Diarrhea 30% of the time. A fair challenge for most players.

平衡策略,30% 概率使用拉肚子。对大多数玩家来说是合适的挑战。

🧠 Smart困难

Tracks your hand, aggressively uses Diarrhea (50%), and optimizes for set completion. Watch out!

追踪你的手牌,激进使用拉肚子(50%),并优化凑套策略。小心!

What Can You See?信息可见性

InformationVisibility
Your handOnly you
Opponents' hand countEveryone
Completed Poo StoriesEveryone (displayed publicly)
Diarrhea receivedEveryone (placed face-up)
Cards in The ToiletCount only, cards hidden
Final scoresRevealed at game end
信息可见范围
你的手牌只有自己能看
对手手牌数量所有人可见
已完成的便便故事所有人可见(公开展示)
收到的拉肚子所有人可见(面朝上)
马桶中的牌只能看数量,牌面隐藏
最终分数游戏结束时揭晓

💡 Strategy Tips策略建议

Know When to Stop Asking见好就收

After a successful ask, you can keep going — but each extra ask is another chance to get "No Poo For You!" or a Diarrhea hit. If you already got a good card, draw from The Toilet to end safely.

成功要到牌后可以继续,但每多问一次就多一次被拒绝或中拉肚子的风险。拿到好牌后,抽一张马桶牌安全收工

Pay Attention to What Others Ask注意别人要什么

If someone asks for "Smell" cards, you know they probably don't have Smell yet. Use this info to figure out what categories opponents are missing.

如果有人在要"气味"类的牌,说明他可能缺气味牌。利用这些信息判断对手缺什么。

Save Diarrhea for the Right Moment在关键时刻放拉肚子

Don't waste Diarrhea on someone who's far behind. Use it on the player who's about to complete a Poo Story — the turn skip can be devastating.

不要浪费在落后的玩家身上。留给快凑齐故事的玩家——跳过回合的惩罚是毁灭性的。

Don't Hoard Diarrhea别囤拉肚子

Diarrhea cards in your hand at game end subtract from your score. If you can't use them strategically, it's better to get rid of them early than hold onto dead weight.

游戏结束时手中的拉肚子牌会扣你的分。如果没有好的使用时机,趁早甩出去总比留着当累赘好。

Watch The Toilet关注马桶牌堆

When the draw pile is running low, the game is almost over. Prioritize completing your Poo Story over strategic asking — there's no points for unfinished sets!

当牌堆快抽完时,游戏快结束了。优先完成便便故事比策略性要牌更重要——没凑齐的套牌不算分!

Go for High-Value Cards追求高分卡

A 5-point card in each category gives you 25 points per Poo Story vs. 5 points for all 1-pointers. When asking opponents, target categories where you already have a low card — you might upgrade to a better one.

每类都拿 5 分牌 = 25 分的故事,全拿 1 分牌只有 5 分。向对手要牌时优先要你已有低分牌的类别——有机会换到更好的。

Common Mistakes常见错误

Asking too greedily — getting hit with "No Poo For You!" means no draw at all. Ignoring Diarrhea in hand — they cost you points at game end. Not paying attention to what others ask for — free information!

太贪心地要牌——被拒绝后连抽牌机会都没有。忽视手中的拉肚子——游戏结束会扣分。不注意别人的动作——那可是免费的情报!